I ate something called a Devil Fruit at home. It gives you a unique power based on the fruit-- but they're called Devil Fruits because it's a deal with the devil. In exchange, the sea hates you. Water saps away all your strength and you can't swim anymore.
[ he says this very casually despite being. a pirate. ]
[Having a true fight with a Sjødraug, one that wouldn't end with she just walking around waiting for it to get dehydrated and die in an anticlimactic manner, probably will involve being in peril in the ocean, really.
Sometimes you just really like your job of exterminating trolls!]
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[ well. he did drag two others with him somehow. ]
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Let's not go over all bodies of water.
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Walked into that one. [ DRINKS ]
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Are you feeling better?
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[
drinks more because his mouth tastes like nightmares ]
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Really? Why does water sap your strength?
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[ he says this very casually despite being. a pirate. ]
I was a pretty good swimmer before that!
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Only have almost drowned in rivers and now in lakes. Oceans are still in the to-do list.
[Don't have that to-do list, Sigrun]
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[Or to spice your life up]
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Sometimes you just really like your job of exterminating trolls!]
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[ :T
but i, zia, did, ]
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[ because he's never been in one ]
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tackles temenos to wrestle ]
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WHACKS AT WITH STAFF ]
Do not even think about it!
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[ but also he lights up his hand with that good ole holy light and waves it over him to act like a human dryer. get warm idiot ]
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