w1 curfew: we all chose this. willingly.

[squelching]

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[iamprettygreat]

Of course not! Can you imagine me getting beaten up no matter my age?

[Sigrun sounds so confident. Who knows if it's because she actually won fights or if it's because she didn't get in any when she was a kid. Who knows, who knows, haha]

[selfimmolation]

Yeah.

[ IT'S RUDE BUT SHE'S THE EXACT TYPE OF OVERCONFIDENT HE FEELS WOULD GET HUMBLED ONCE

he knows he is like that ]

[iamprettygreat]

That's it, I'm going to put you into a headlock whenever you want, Ace.

[So miffed, hah]

[selfimmolation]

You can try!

[ stop them before they wrestle ]

[iamprettygreat]

[help she's standing up and already walking towards Ace]

[selfimmolation]

[ putting his drink down and standing up help ]

[iamprettygreat]

[I preemptively rolled to see if someone would be able to stop Sigrun, and she had a 3 meaning even Saya over there would have been able, but since it seems nobody got in the way to prevent wrestling then I guess I roll again to see how well she fares in trying to put Ace into a headlock.

It's a 12. Not succeeding but at least not embarrassing herself, hah -- unless Ace somehow gets, like a 1 or close to it, haha]

[selfimmolation]

[ i rolled on ace eating shit before getting there due to bad luck because i think that's funny? anyway he accidentally trips on a root that was suddenly there for no reason so she can headlock him, but consider, he is a sadsack right now ]

Fuck, ow. [ the ow is for his ego ]

1/2

[iamprettygreat]

Well don't mind if I finish this, Ace!

[Where would she be if she let herself be deterred by sadsacks?

So she grabs Ace and, pretty effortlessly because of strength, drags him all the way to the edge of the lake--

2/2

[iamprettygreat]

--only to lose her balance right before throwing that in, meaning that she pretty much clings to him and they both fall into the water.

byyyyye everyone we're dead]

[selfimmolation]

[



HE CAN'T SWIM BYE HE'S IMMEDIATELY SINKING TO THE BOTTOM ]

[iamprettygreat]

Stop sinking me!

[Yeah, she's sinking too because she's not letting go of Ace, hah. Guess she goes to the bottom too]

[riverbero]

[closes my eyes

OKAY WELL WHEN THEY BOTH DON'T COME BACK UP i guess he's going in get back up here you drowning losers i mean citizens in distress.

WAIT I ROLLED A SIX

WE NEED FURTHER HELP.]

[selfimmolation]

[ this is the worst rescue attempt he's ever been a part of

is what he would think if he wasn't like drowning ]

[becomemod]

[ you all are doing great

sorta ]

[sharkgirl]

[STOP DROWNING]

[selfimmolation]

[ glug glug ]

[inquired]

Oh, dear. There they go.

[ conversationally and midway through pulling out a book or something ]

[squelching]

[sips drink.]

Who do you think will win?

[inquired]

[ watches ace trip ]

Lady Luck.

[squelching]

[WATCHES THEM FALL IN THE LAKE.]

... They'll probably be okay!

[inquired]

... That fool can't swim.

[squelching]

Ah.

[squelching]

[watches this happen while sipping her drink and doing nothing to stop them.

i hope they roll into the lake.]

[iamprettygreat]

[yeah this is zia and i's murder plan

with nine witnesses

here we go time for someone to die from wrestling in the dang lake]