w1 curfew: we all chose this. willingly.

[squelching]

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[iamprettygreat]

[I preemptively rolled to see if someone would be able to stop Sigrun, and she had a 3 meaning even Saya over there would have been able, but since it seems nobody got in the way to prevent wrestling then I guess I roll again to see how well she fares in trying to put Ace into a headlock.

It's a 12. Not succeeding but at least not embarrassing herself, hah -- unless Ace somehow gets, like a 1 or close to it, haha]

[selfimmolation]

[ i rolled on ace eating shit before getting there due to bad luck because i think that's funny? anyway he accidentally trips on a root that was suddenly there for no reason so she can headlock him, but consider, he is a sadsack right now ]

Fuck, ow. [ the ow is for his ego ]

1/2

[iamprettygreat]

Well don't mind if I finish this, Ace!

[Where would she be if she let herself be deterred by sadsacks?

So she grabs Ace and, pretty effortlessly because of strength, drags him all the way to the edge of the lake--

2/2

[iamprettygreat]

--only to lose her balance right before throwing that in, meaning that she pretty much clings to him and they both fall into the water.

byyyyye everyone we're dead]

[selfimmolation]

[



HE CAN'T SWIM BYE HE'S IMMEDIATELY SINKING TO THE BOTTOM ]

[iamprettygreat]

Stop sinking me!

[Yeah, she's sinking too because she's not letting go of Ace, hah. Guess she goes to the bottom too]

[riverbero]

[closes my eyes

OKAY WELL WHEN THEY BOTH DON'T COME BACK UP i guess he's going in get back up here you drowning losers i mean citizens in distress.

WAIT I ROLLED A SIX

WE NEED FURTHER HELP.]

[selfimmolation]

[ this is the worst rescue attempt he's ever been a part of

is what he would think if he wasn't like drowning ]

[sharkgirl]

[WHY ARE ALL OF YOU LIKE THIS I ROLLED A 19 GET OUT OF THE LAKE

she actually goes for ace first, she drags his ass out as a fucking horse and if the rest of them want to come too they can]

[selfimmolation]

[ he doesn't actually move until he's out of the water, and then he's just. coughing a bunch of gross lake water up.

dysentery is real ]

Let's... [ coughs ] Let's not throw the guy that can't swim in the water next time.

[iamprettygreat]

[Given she fell into the lake with a 1 I'm just saying Sigrun got dragged out as well clinging to Ace, just flopped over like a ragdoll]

How was I supposed to know the guy who spends his life sailing doesn't know how to swim?

[It just makes no logical sense, you have to admit, hah. There she is, just lying on the grass beside Ace because wow that all was something that sure happened]

[selfimmolation]

Why wouldn't you let go.

[ he feels like that's important. but also; ]

I know how to swim, I just can't anymore.

[ how does that even work ]

[sharkgirl]

[internally screaming]

I can't believe you suggested the one place that has water in order for this to happen. You suck. [#:aaaaaaaaaaa:

she's still a horse]

[selfimmolation]

Why am I being screamed at by a horse. [ he knows it's nimona, it just feels horrible. ] I didn't throw myself in there!

[sharkgirl]

Be lucky I'm not biting you!

[a pause

she becomes not a horse and shakes out her hair like a dog. and then proceeds to glare daggers at poor sigrun from around ace like she totally did this on PURPOSE to KILL HIM (she did not)]

[selfimmolation]

[ sitting up and also shaking himself off like a dog. sorry they are both like this. and then he dumps his soaking wet hat on top of her head when he sees her glaring ]

It's fine, it's fine. Not the first time I've been thrown into water like that. [ he sort of snickers to himself ] First time I somehow dragged two other people with me...?

[sharkgirl]

[it's the funniest thing in the world that they both just shake off water like dogs instead of being normal, jesus

anyway. she is mollified by hat.]

... Did Argalia die? [looks at her soggy teammate with like a hint of concern but also a bit of like hehe]

[selfimmolation]

... Did he jump in not knowing how to swim?

[ DID argalia die ]

[sharkgirl]

Oops. [he fuckin dead

to clarify she probably did stay in the water long enough for sigrun and argalia to grab on too but i respect if if teej was just like no argalia dies]

[riverbero]

I'm fine.

[only his pride as a hero is wounded]

[squelching]

[he inhaled the shark pee lake...]

We should get you a floatie.

[selfimmolation]

[ he did. this is how he dies. ]

Or just don't throw me in. [ going back to grab his idk beer to drink that and get the taste of lake water out of his mouth ] Big fan of not demonstrating my anchor capabilities.

[becomemod]

[ you all are doing great

sorta ]

[sharkgirl]

[STOP DROWNING]

[selfimmolation]

[ glug glug ]