[they are at (throws dart) the star bar! i'll yeet a mem at you in a bit, but for now— saya is sweetly but ineffectively trying to convince the person trying to card her that no age on her ID totally means she's old enough to be here, except this poor NPC isn't buying it.]
Jolyne, you just turned 40. [there's a tiny pause here, like she's startled? but her mouth keeps going.] Tell them I'm old enough to go inside.
40. she looks so appalled for all of like a second before she just pats saya gently on the shoulder. it's okay, that works. ]
Yo, bouncer, she's with me. [ as she maybe flashes a little cash. i rolled and the server dice gods said i got a 20 i don't know how the fuck that happened, but that truly means she's going to guide saya alongside her like they totally belong here. ] If you've gotta know, Beauty and I are performing an investigation and need to have a look around.
[ "at the bar." ]
Yeah, at the bar. [ said as she reaches into her never-ending change pouch and just yanks out some bills, pushing them into his stupid pockets. she gives him a leer. ] She's got a very specific set of skills and this investigation's totally doomed without her. By you not letting her inside, you're hindering official hero business and I've got half a mind to report you to my superiors. All eight of them. Especially the one who'll set your ass on fire.
[HELP. jolyne does not deserve this. saya practically looks starry eyed while she watches her roll a 20 and them walk past the bouncer like this isn't the forbidden soda palace. it lasts up until jolyne shoots her a Look, and then saya opens her mouth and says—]
[ yes welcome to the forbidden soda palace. they are probably gonna get kicked out and that bouncer will probably lose his job, but it's fine! she'll scoot them quickly to a booth and settle in. there are honestly probably a lot of fun dry drinks here so let's party. ]
I'm.
Y'know, sometimes I feel it - someone used a Wonderball on you, didn't they...
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Jolyne, you just turned 40. [there's a tiny pause here, like she's startled? but her mouth keeps going.] Tell them I'm old enough to go inside.
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40. she looks so appalled for all of like a second before she just pats saya gently on the shoulder. it's okay, that works. ]
Yo, bouncer, she's with me. [ as she maybe flashes a little cash. i rolled and the server dice gods said i got a 20 i don't know how the fuck that happened, but that truly means she's going to guide saya alongside her like they totally belong here. ] If you've gotta know, Beauty and I are performing an investigation and need to have a look around.
[ "at the bar." ]
Yeah, at the bar. [ said as she reaches into her never-ending change pouch and just yanks out some bills, pushing them into his stupid pockets. she gives him a leer. ] She's got a very specific set of skills and this investigation's totally doomed without her. By you not letting her inside, you're hindering official hero business and I've got half a mind to report you to my superiors. All eight of them. Especially the one who'll set your ass on fire.
[ anyways.
they're in. she will just shoot saya a Look. ]
40, huh?
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Sorry, I underestimated. Is it actually 65?
[she visibly cringes.]
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I'm.
Y'know, sometimes I feel it - someone used a Wonderball on you, didn't they...
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No. [she is. nodding, yes.] What makes you think so?