catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

[squelching]

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week three, thursday.

[squelching]

[SHAKES YOU!!!! wherever the heck he is, she is immediately looking him over to see how much healing he got.]

Did you drink enough Remedies?

[selfimmolation]

[ i don't actually know. at least one. and then he was dragged against his will to the hospital????? he's bandaged up is the point so i don't have to think about it. it looks a little ridiculous because it's like. torso + one arm + one leg + half his fucking face. but there it is ]

I got it taken care of, don't worry. [ grins at her like it's nbd ]

[squelching]

[partial mummification...]

You can't ask me not to worry. It's not that easy, you know.

[selfimmolation]

[ he rubs at the back of his head with his uninjured arm ]

... Yeah, I know. But I promise I'm alright.

[squelching]

... Okay. But you'll tell me if that changes.

[this is Not a request.]

Do you want to talk about what happened?

[selfimmolation]

[ nods in agreement to the first part because she will bite him if he doesn't ]

Sure. I don't know that any of it's... relevant. Uh, first-- let me get this out of the way.

[ papers plz! the following is handwritten.

It would be anticlimactic if the curtains were to fall before the main act could begin. The moon has its cycles, it waxes and wanes but never truly goes away. A clash may blanket the moon with darkness for a spell, but the light of the moon shall return brighter than ever. The show must go on, and it will be foolish of the heroes to believe otherwise. ]

... It's just more moon stuff.

[squelching]

... The author is so annoying.

[selfimmolation]

Yep.

[ deadpan ]

Makes me wish I'd lost both eyes so I didn't have to read these things. [ it is too soon for this joke. ]

[squelching]

[








JUST FROWNS AT HIM.]

[selfimmolation]

[

grins sheepishly ]

... Not funny?

[squelching]

Not funny at all! Someone could think you're an easy target if you lost both eyes, you know...

[selfimmolation]

C'mon. Do you think I'm weak? Even blindfolded I'd be fine taking on anyone here.

[ with his regular power anyway this isn't like. wrong. bitch can just cheat ]

[squelching]

Mm... Even if you could, you'd still end up in trouble anyway.

[he counters his way into the graveyard...]

[selfimmolation]

Yeah. [ idle. Reigen. ] Don't worry about me, Saya. No one's going to target me.

[ he is so confident and for what!!!!! ]

[squelching]

... If you say so.

[he's so confident!!! and for what!!!!!!!!! if he dies she is going to bring him back to bully his ass into oblivion.]

[selfimmolation]

Don't worry so much, Saya.

[ he deserves to be bullied ]

[squelching]

That's impossible, you know...

[selfimmolation]

[ huffs ]

Well, then... [ kind of inclines his head ] Sorry I worried you.

[squelching]

[... she pats his head. there, there.]

It's okay. Don't lose any other body parts and I'll forgive you.

[selfimmolation]

I'll do my best

[ and he did not ? sooo ]

[squelching]

[does it count as losing one if you get an aiball and then immediately lose it, though.]

[selfimmolation]

[ ... no ]