squelching | catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

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game: becomehero.

catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

imagine having a shitpost

[ he rubs at the back of his head with his uninjured arm ]

... Yeah, I know. But I promise I'm alright.

... Okay. But you'll tell me if that changes.

[this is Not a request.]

Do you want to talk about what happened?

[ nods in agreement to the first part because she will bite him if he doesn't ]

Sure. I don't know that any of it's... relevant. Uh, first-- let me get this out of the way.

[ papers plz! the following is handwritten.

It would be anticlimactic if the curtains were to fall before the main act could begin. The moon has its cycles, it waxes and wanes but never truly goes away. A clash may blanket the moon with darkness for a spell, but the light of the moon shall return brighter than ever. The show must go on, and it will be foolish of the heroes to believe otherwise. ]

... It's just more moon stuff.

... The author is so annoying.

Yep.

[ deadpan ]

Makes me wish I'd lost both eyes so I didn't have to read these things. [ it is too soon for this joke. ]

[

JUST FROWNS AT HIM.]

[

grins sheepishly ]

... Not funny?

Not funny at all! Someone could think you're an easy target if you lost both eyes, you know...

C'mon. Do you think I'm weak? Even blindfolded I'd be fine taking on anyone here.

[ with his regular power anyway this isn't like. wrong. bitch can just cheat ]