catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

[squelching]

imagine having a shitpost

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[selfimmolation]

[ me every pc today. what's a location. and he did get proper bandages! his hands are wrapped up and everything!! be proud.

he drops onto the bench next to her ]

Hey. [ he peers at her carefully ] ... Doing okay?

[squelching]

[good!! she would have dragged his ass to rob the hospital for bandages otherwise.]

... I'm okay. But I hate that Nimona had to be the one to do it.

[selfimmolation]

[ hilariously. that is exactly what he did. ]

... You and me both. [ angy ] Though it sounds like they talked about it. I wonder if him wanting her to do it meant anything to whoever. [ points in the general up direction of... who is in charge ]

[squelching]

[we are truly out here playing characters who would rob a hospital in the hero game.]

Maybe... [a shrug.] It was cruel to do that to Nimona, anyway. So I bet whoever decides these things found it really funny.

[selfimmolation]

[ we chose this ]

Yeah, I'd bet. [ FROWNING ] Wish we could find out who it was already so we could have a little chat.

[ he clearly means he wants to murder them ]

[squelching]

... Me, too.

[please let them murder whoever the heck this is.]

It's not fair that we got dragged into this. Into being... heroes.

[selfimmolation]

Like any of this has even been heroic. [ he's not a fan of being a hero as a Thing but this is. uh. not hero behavior ] You're right, it's not fair. All the more reason we should fight against it.