catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

[squelching]

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week one, sunday.

[squelching]

[welcome to the void, where saya is currently sitting on a bench or something. do not ask me about locations.

she pats the spot next to her when she sees him, though she's also immediately glancing at his hands. did he get proper bandages?]

... Hi, Ace.

[selfimmolation]

[ me every pc today. what's a location. and he did get proper bandages! his hands are wrapped up and everything!! be proud.

he drops onto the bench next to her ]

Hey. [ he peers at her carefully ] ... Doing okay?

[squelching]

[good!! she would have dragged his ass to rob the hospital for bandages otherwise.]

... I'm okay. But I hate that Nimona had to be the one to do it.

[selfimmolation]

[ hilariously. that is exactly what he did. ]

... You and me both. [ angy ] Though it sounds like they talked about it. I wonder if him wanting her to do it meant anything to whoever. [ points in the general up direction of... who is in charge ]

[squelching]

[we are truly out here playing characters who would rob a hospital in the hero game.]

Maybe... [a shrug.] It was cruel to do that to Nimona, anyway. So I bet whoever decides these things found it really funny.

[selfimmolation]

[ we chose this ]

Yeah, I'd bet. [ FROWNING ] Wish we could find out who it was already so we could have a little chat.

[ he clearly means he wants to murder them ]

[squelching]

... Me, too.

[please let them murder whoever the heck this is.]

It's not fair that we got dragged into this. Into being... heroes.

[selfimmolation]

Like any of this has even been heroic. [ he's not a fan of being a hero as a Thing but this is. uh. not hero behavior ] You're right, it's not fair. All the more reason we should fight against it.