catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

[squelching]

imagine having a shitpost

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[squelching]

Oh.

[CRASHING?]

Then come on! Maybe you won't crash as quickly this time.

[selfimmolation]

Maybe if you tell me where the brakes are!

[ this might explain why he crashed. he absolutely follows along ]

[squelching]

You don't know?

[HOW WOULD HE KNOW... she helpfully points at the brakes as she climbs into the car.]

It's that one. Put on your seatbelt, too, okay?

[selfimmolation]

Ohhh, down there. [ he is sitting down in the driver's seat and trying to remember how to start the car when she talks about the seatbelt ] The what? I've already got a belt.

[ gestures at his very useless belt ]

[squelching]

[



she helpfully reaches over and pulls the seatbelt for him.]

Seatbelt. If we crash, it'll stop you from flying out the window.

[selfimmolation]

Huh, really? We stayed pretty still when we crashed last time.

[ because i didnt want injuries on tutorial saturday ]

[squelching]

Really? I guess you weren't going fast enough...

[why does she sound slightly disappointed about this.]

[selfimmolation]

Woah, you think? What's the fastest these things can go?

[ HE IS ALSO DISAPPOINTED HE WANNA GO FAST ]

[squelching]

We can find out.

[floor! it!]

[selfimmolation]

So do you get to max speed just by pressing down further on this thing--

[ the answer is yes and he did, in fact, immediately floor it. NYOOOOOOOOOOOOM he's immediately cackling so loudly but at least he knows how the fucking wheel works, i guess, for when they inevitably crash again ]

[squelching]

[IMMEDIATELY BURSTING INTO LAUGHTER LIKE A TERRIBLE GREMLIN. unfortunately, they cannot crash and die because this is a monday thread. tch.]

Exactly like that!

[selfimmolation]

I think I'm getting the hang of it!

[ in his defense, he is very good at using the wheel. less in his defense, this is going at mach fuck and he does not know how to drift. they can't even be injured because it's saturday now!!!! fuck ]

You do this back home?

[squelching]

[that just means they gotta do something stupid and die next week.]

Not really! I've snuck onto public transportation, and they're always so slow. It's no fun at all.

[selfimmolation]

Too bad! Some ships can go pretty damn fast, but this is something else! [ nyoooooooooooom they're rounding this corner very dangerously ] It's great!

[ there are other cars so he's accidentally clipping one ]

Woops!