catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

[squelching]

imagine having a shitpost

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[selfimmolation]

Woah, you think? What's the fastest these things can go?

[ HE IS ALSO DISAPPOINTED HE WANNA GO FAST ]

[squelching]

We can find out.

[floor! it!]

[selfimmolation]

So do you get to max speed just by pressing down further on this thing--

[ the answer is yes and he did, in fact, immediately floor it. NYOOOOOOOOOOOOM he's immediately cackling so loudly but at least he knows how the fucking wheel works, i guess, for when they inevitably crash again ]

[squelching]

[IMMEDIATELY BURSTING INTO LAUGHTER LIKE A TERRIBLE GREMLIN. unfortunately, they cannot crash and die because this is a monday thread. tch.]

Exactly like that!

[selfimmolation]

I think I'm getting the hang of it!

[ in his defense, he is very good at using the wheel. less in his defense, this is going at mach fuck and he does not know how to drift. they can't even be injured because it's saturday now!!!! fuck ]

You do this back home?

[squelching]

[that just means they gotta do something stupid and die next week.]

Not really! I've snuck onto public transportation, and they're always so slow. It's no fun at all.

[selfimmolation]

Too bad! Some ships can go pretty damn fast, but this is something else! [ nyoooooooooooom they're rounding this corner very dangerously ] It's great!

[ there are other cars so he's accidentally clipping one ]

Woops!