catch-all: hans.

[squelching]

so no egg??? breaks skateboard

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[myadsharp]

[One of those sad countertop fridges they have at hotel buffets, perhaps. Only really good for storing milk and juice, which we also do not have.

Theoretical fridge friends, we hardly knew ye.

Hans reaches out and... actually tears off a piece to sniff at. What is he hoping to find out here.]

Pizza, pizza... So that’s what y’all are callin’ this cheesy bread. Could be they left it out for meowving all the rats this way after the trail.

[The coke trail...... obviously.]

[squelching]

What makes you think that?

[myadsharp]

Why else would somebody be wastin' some of the only hot food we got to our name?

[squelching]

Maybe they're not worried about food waste. The machines don't seem close to running out of food, anyway...

[myadsharp]

Now that ya mention it, those things don't seem to have a bottom, do they?

[Or a back...... either way, vending machine orientation is mysterious when the concept of vending machines is mysterious. It's fine.]

I was thinkin' they were just real well rigged up, but meowbe they're actually a kind of hieroform or a livin' being...

[squelching]

A hieroform?

[myadsharp]

That's what they call an artifact that's got a Saint's power in it.

Well, sayin' artifact's a bit limiting, 'cause it can be just about anything -- machines or people or maybe even food, meow?

[Does he really know what he's talking about. Meowstery.]

Plenty o' people just call it magic, I reckon.