catch-all: hans.

[squelching]

so no egg??? breaks skateboard

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[myadsharp]

Why else would somebody be wastin' some of the only hot food we got to our name?

[squelching]

Maybe they're not worried about food waste. The machines don't seem close to running out of food, anyway...

[myadsharp]

Now that ya mention it, those things don't seem to have a bottom, do they?

[Or a back...... either way, vending machine orientation is mysterious when the concept of vending machines is mysterious. It's fine.]

I was thinkin' they were just real well rigged up, but meowbe they're actually a kind of hieroform or a livin' being...

[squelching]

A hieroform?

[myadsharp]

That's what they call an artifact that's got a Saint's power in it.

Well, sayin' artifact's a bit limiting, 'cause it can be just about anything -- machines or people or maybe even food, meow?

[Does he really know what he's talking about. Meowstery.]

Plenty o' people just call it magic, I reckon.