squelching | w3 curfew: ryuki's ex-castmate is in this pc (real) (not clickbait)

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what shitpost will emerge from this pc

[ his anime white hair makes him immune to civilians (no) ]

...Oh, Danny, hello.

I didn't realize you were here. I've never seen you wearing normal clothes before.

[ there's a beat. he looks down. ]

...ah.

[ help. ]

...yes. It is quite strange, to be honest.

Not used to wearing something comfy?

[ snort ]

My vestments are very comfortable. I feel rather...dressed down.

Well, you're not. This is what most people consider "normal clothes."

Do priests in your world not wear vestments?

I mean, they do, but like. All the time? 24/7? I doubt it.

...Do you think that I sleep in these?

I mean. Maybe.

Hmm.

[ he does not clarify ]

Well, then I guess I'm forced to assume you sleep in your priest costume until further notice.

Perhaps its where I get my powers.

You need your powers when you sleep?

It's when I have holy visions.

If you can't have holy visions without your priest pajamas, then are you really even a priest?

How odd. I'm having a holy vision right now.

Oh yeah? What of?

That your pants are on inside out.

[ he is just making shit up ]