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w3 curfew: ryuki's ex-castmate is in this pc (real) (not clickbait)

what shitpost will emerge from this pc

[ raises a hand at ryuki

wait he sits up suddenly. ignore the wince ]

Hey, what happened to you?

[ eyepatch friend? ]

High school.

[ Everything happens so much. ]

What happened to you?

High school?

[ what. ]

A dragon. And a dog thing? But mostly the dragon.

[ looks over at dragon. help. ]

... Not a mountain-sized dragon, by any chance?

[ pauses. looks over at temenos ]

I guess it was sort of mountain-sized?

[ hm. ]

Did it have corrosive blood?

...I'm still not sure it bled.

[ hm. ]

After the doppelgänger incident this week I can't be sure that wasn't my sibling that you faced.

[ yes his sibling is a dragon don't ask me how genshin works ]

[ oh he makes a face very briefly ]

Tch.

[ DOPPELGANGERS... ]

Ace pulled me away from him, and I was winning. [ what ]

Well, you didn't perish with the dragon, I suppose that also counts as winning?

Ah, well. Yes, that too.

[ he's still mad he didn't get to finish his argument ]

We need as many people alive as we can get, no?

[ it IS murder night ]

I don't think they had blood.

Yeah, we were going to take the CATs.

[ Yes he says it like the animal. ]

But then everything exploded and I watched a lot of people die...

[ Being mauled by a dragon would've been infinitely cooler. ]

... The cats...?

[ meow? ]

So you were stuck in an exploding building with cats?

Yeah, we were taking the CATs... and then this crazy acidic sauce from the burger stand started leaking through the ceiling and it just... it melted everyone.

[ Does this sound insane. Because it is. ]

[ imagining people holding cats and then being attacked by burger sauce ]

What.

What?

[ What's wrong with what he said? ]

I'm just not seeing why you had cats with burger sauce.

I know, those two things don't belong. Lunchtime should stay lunchtime and maybe testing arenas should have more security.

Yeah. So that cats and burger sauce don't get in.

Yeah, that's how we fixed it!

... By locking the door...?

Stopping the test from occurring entirely.

...

At least for that day, anyway.

[ The details as to how the prevention happened are (ehh wobbly hands). ]

... So you stopped the test and the sauce didn't come?

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