catch-all: adlet.

[squelching]

imagine having a shitpost

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[querencias]

[ it does, but don't get sad get- ]

If they don't, there's other ways. [ creative? ]

[squelching]

Mhmm... We could break her out.

[querencias]

We could also just kidnap the mayor.

[ yeah he just jumped right to there. ]

[squelching]

... I think that's a little more complicated than a jailbreak.

[querencias]

But it'd get to the root of the problem.

[squelching]

Will it? We don't know if the mayor is the one who's really in charge.

He doesn't look very smart.

[querencias]

Probably not. But he's the "figurehead" even if he's not the actual guy responsible for all this.

[squelching]

Figureheads are disposable, aren't they?

[querencias]

Yeah, they are. But I'd like to think we'd get some some kind of leverage before that happens.

[squelching]

Hmm... It would be interesting to see what would happen if the mayor goes missing.

[querencias]

[ nod. ]

We'd learn something, even if it's small. Even if they ignore him or just appoint a new one, we'll know mayor's are disposable. He might be willing to tell us something too in that case.

[squelching]

Hehe, if he notices he's been kidnapped in the first place.

He didn't notice at all when Hanako tried to stab him.

[querencias]

I'd say we could work with that too.

[ said with the confidence of someone who has definitely kidnapped someone before. ]