catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

[squelching]

imagine having a shitpost

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[squelching]

[she slowly nods, frowning.]

... Okay. But in that case, let's make sure to include a clause in the book that says you won't suddenly drop dead the moment you go back to your world. Things might try to realign themselves if we don't.

[selfimmolation]

[ ah. ]

... Yeah, that might be a good idea.

[ touching at his chest thinking how fucking terrible it would be to show up and lose all his organs again ]

[squelching]

[help

she reaches up to pat him. pat, pat.]

We'll text Datz. You're not allowed to die again unless it's of old age, okay?

[selfimmolation]

Isn't that a bit much?

[ coming from a guy who never even expected to reach 20 old age is wild ]

[squelching]

[GAZES.]

It's the bare minimum. [sir, she is going to shake you.] Rejoice, Ace. Nimona and I are going to make sure you live until you're at least 80.

[selfimmolation]

[ THAT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE A REAL YEAR ]

It's not like I picked being a pirate because I wanted a long quiet life... [ but he's amused not objecting ]

[squelching]

Hehe, but now you get to live a long life anyway. Not a quiet one, though. It doesn't suit you.

[selfimmolation]

Nimona would throw a fit if we tried to live a quiet life anyway.