catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

[squelching]

imagine having a shitpost

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[squelching]

[she reads this and it's, like. wow. cannot believe this specific narrative voice activates her fight or fight response. "isn't it fight or flight." fight or fight.

she makes a face.]

... Hey, if we ever find the author, can we kill them?

[selfimmolation]

I was already planning to.

[squelching]

Good. [except he won't because he's going to be DEAD.] I'm tired of reading their stupid letters...

[selfimmolation]

So am I. I could go the rest of my life without seeing another one.

[ And He Will ]

[squelching]

[hateful!]

Me, too... "Moon" doesn't feel like a real word anymore.

[selfimmolation]

The moon isn't real... like the ocean.

[ AND THEN IT FUCKING WAS ]

[squelching]

What's the point of calling the city Oceanside if we don't have access to the beach...

[AND THEN WE DID RIGHT AFTER HE DIED... NO.......]

[selfimmolation]

I think they're doing it to taunt me.

[ they are. that's why it's only in locations after he dies. nods. ]

[squelching]

[:NYEH:]

Maybe we can convince the prinnies to work faster.

[selfimmolation]

I think those guys just need to rise up and stop doing every job in the city.