squelching | catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

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imagine having a shitpost

Well, it's not the worst slander I've gotten, I guess.

Mhmm, they could've easily fit a few more puns in there.

[THE LIMPID POOLS OF HIS EYES...]

No, there were enough puns.

[in a terrible imitation of ace's voice:]

His body is a booty I want to plunder. Arrrgh.

[

ok she deserves this he is grabbing her and giving her a noogie ]

[she knows she deserves this, which is why she starts laughing like an awful gremlin.]

Ace—!

You think it's sooo funny, huh?

[ he says, laughing equally hard as he bullies her ]

[INEFFECTIVELY SLAPPING HIS HANDS.]

Come on, you have to admit it's at least a little funny!

Oh, so I should write your torrid love story in the paper?

Sure. [she triple dog dares you...] What would you write?

[ blinks ]

...

Wait, it's weird if I do it for you.

[

laughs in his face again.]