catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

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imagine having a shitpost

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Tomorrow? That's barely anything.

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Who says we have to wait until tomorrow to get started?

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[ Oh? ]

What did you have in mind?

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Hmm... I wanted to poison him. But I don't think I could sneak any drugs past security without our powers, and Adlet wouldn't get close enough for me to poison him anyway.

[so, that's probably out. bummer.]

... Still, what do you think would happen if we used a Wonderball on him? Would he be cursed now, while he's still in jail, or later when they lead him out the area with the power dampening effect?

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[ he is. definitely interested ]

Too bad I don't have any good ones left. I wouldn't mind testing it. But all I've got is a color changing one.

[ which SUCKS ]

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[she's looking through her phone.]

I have the same one that was used on Argalia. You know, back when he thought he was a hero. But that's a little boring...

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[ looks through his just to check and makes a face ]

I also have the one that makes two people hate each other for twenty four hours, but that's worthless.

[ unless he can make him hate HIMSELF ]

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[still looking...]

... I can make him obsessed with puzzles. [which is kind of funny, but. she huffs.] How do other people get all the fun ones?

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I know. Where's those random animal transformation ones that last forever when you need them?

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Or the Pop Rocks one. At least that one's painful.

[WHY IS THEIR GACHA LUCK SO LAME let them be inconvenient and petty, wtf.]

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Might as well wait last minute to use that one. It's nothing much, but it's something.

[ ace got one funny wonderball and he used it... this is why they are not allowed nice things ]

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[SIIIIGHS...]

We need to buy more Wonderballs next week.

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... I've got like, one token right now.

[ HE'S SO POOR ]

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...

[grips his shoulder.]

Let's do more tasks together next week, okay?

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I do plenty, I'm always getting three tokens no matter what.

[ :T ]

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Really...? Are you sure you're doing them right?

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Of course I am. How do you do party games wrong?

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What about the other three tasks?

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I did three. Stop assuming I'm doing it wrong!

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Sorry, sorry! I won't, don't be mad.

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[ pokes her cheek ]

I'm not that stupid. [ >:P but like, in spirit ]

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[ :P but like, physically. ]

I didn't say you were.

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Implied it.

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I was just asking.

[pokes him in the ribs.]

[selfimmolation]

[ pokes her back ]