squelching | catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

We've got a bunch of cats in Goat's dorm now, so. I'm helping give them an identity.

[ gestures at clothes. if you accessorize a cat you will never be confused about which it is, obviously!!! ]

Really? [hello????] Did White Tiger leave them there?

Nope! They're pet store refugees.

[ why is he saying refugees. did anyone on goat buy these cats or were they stolen, ]

[

immediately assumes he stole them.]

I see.

Are you going to the dorm now? Can I see them?

[ he will deny any accusations ]

Sure, that's where I was headed anyway. One of them's big, and Satan said her name was Fred, but the others are all kittens.

[ they have so many cats. ]

[THEY HAVE SO MANY CATS... can't believe satan abandoned sweet fred.]

Why Fred?

[ SATAN ABANDONED HIS CHILDREN ]

Satan talked to her and she said her name was Frederica. [ animal talk power... ]

—The cat named herself Frederica?

[WHY???]

Apparently? I'm not going to question a cat.

I see...

[she thinks this cat has the worst name ever.]

It's a pretty bad name, right?

[ RUTHLESS ]

[she laughs like an asshole.]

It's awful!

Don't say it near the cat, though! She'll definitely swipe. I can't tell if she named herself or what.

Hehe, okay. I'll be nice in front of the cat.

But only in front of her. The kittens are still fair game.

[ anyway here we are at the goat dorms. it's a college dorm im too lazy to describe it when we are going directly to a room with 9 kittens ]

[she is immediately memorizing what these cats look like so no harm ever befalls them... you are safe(?), kittens.]

... You know, I thought White Tiger was a little weird for having three cats.

[ ace is dumping all the clothes on the ground because the idea is. the cats get to choose. the only thing we decided was one cat was orange and one was a tuxedo so honestly it's a rainbow of kittens ]

We started with five kittens. Then Satan got four more and the big one. It's probably way too many.

[i love you ace, even if saya thinks this is the stupidest and funniest shit she's ever seen.]

It's definitely too many. What did he even do that for?

No clue! He likes cats? [ ace thinks it's funny. and he is letting the cats roam around the clothes because it's also funny ] Everyone seems to like it, so it works out.

[ there is so much meowing. the cats are coming close to ace because he is made of fire and so Warm so they are like ooo a warm spot, but that makes them closer to saya too ]

[cats... she pspspsps at them when they come closer?]

Hehe, I guess it's okay if everyone else is fine with it. Do they have better names? [than frederica.

she is not saying it in case any of these kittens are snitches.]

[ at pspspsps the cats start mewing at her for attention they are needy kittens ]

Nimona named one of 'em Cayenne, but that's about it. [ timeline wise i think this is wrong but who cares ]

[she holds a hand out? awkwardly. like she has never pet a cat before.]

Nimona has good taste! [is she saying this because it's nimona? maybe.] Which one is Cayenne?

[ kitten bops its face in the hand like pet me like this!!! i love cats they are so needy ]

Little orange guy here. [ in the future it will wear a shark shirt. ace pokes the cat in question who falls over and rolls onto his back to show off the tummy ] It fits, right?

[HUH... she pets the cat? pat, pat.]

It does. [future orange shark... cute...] You haven't thought of names for the rest of them at all?

Well, it's not like I'm actually taking them in. They're the dorm cats. So it's more fun to see what other people come up with.

[ he is not adopting these kitties ]

catch-all: [zia, gritting her teeth] ace d. portgas

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